You can’t love until age 25.
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
i was about to get mad and then it was okay
- Plays: 215,211
Hans’ four note harmony in Love is an Open Door
*aggressively clicks replay button*
I legitimately was so sad about him because no one so evil should be able to sing like that.
this is everything. i’ve been obsessed with this note for so long.
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- Do you need a hug?
- Take my sword
- The dragon walks alone
- That’s not the code word
- I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident
In white Mike’s room, old, unpacked boxes stick out of the closet so he can see them. Maybe you know how it is. Maybe you don’t. But sometimes if you can’t see what you’re finished with it’s better. White Mike stripped to his shorts and laid down on the floor so it felt a little cooler. That’s how it was the first night in his new room, and that’s how it still is.
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here